The other day, a young women told me that I’m suave. Shocker, right? Not really. I’m as suave as it gets…and handsome…and smart. So, it was no shock to hear someone verbally confirm it. Conversely, the next thing that person told me was that I’m horrible one-on-one with girls. Shocker, right? Hell yeah! I’m giving ladies “Jane Austen” moments on the regular and making them deeply reconsider their romantic commitments. I can’t help it. It gives me pleasure knowing that someone is enjoying my presence. Even so, my mass amounts of suaveness and macking ability aren’t currently translating into a +1 romantic status. At present, the lack of female companionship has me depressed.
Depressed? Maybe. The good news is that I have a new job. It rules. I’m feeling okay today. I won’t say what the job is, exactly, but it has to do with the Internet and the topic of my last blog post. At this new job, I’m learning stuff that is super valuable and should be helpful to my friends. However, no amount of real life suaveness or “Jane Austen” moment giving ability will make the Internet reconsider its commitments to my competitors. Therefore, I’ll need to develop a new Internet macking ability to compliment my charisma.
Internet macking? Yeah. I’m going to start talking to the Internet in a way that will force it to enjoy my presence and the presence of my friends. How? Well, for the billions of people out there not reading my blog, you may have noticed that I’ve optimized my “title tag” and “page description” to reflect the first actual direction, brand management and artist relations, this blog will take, i.e., I’m saying “hello” with a way better smile and memorable face than I was with “Breaking News and Journalism.” Given the new title tag, you may ask, “why the focus on ‘brand management?’” Well, it’s a nice keyword and because brands are just words tied to ideas. Since this is the internet, words really matter and I want to make a few of my friend’s words really matter. As for “artist relations,” many of my friends are artists, musicians, or designers that have ideas that are attached to their brand. If I can start talking about their brands while using the right words, I’m hoping to make the Internet swoon a bit harder and hopefully break up with a few of its boyfriends/top rankings.
Charisma Clinic
The other day, a young women told me that I’m suave. Shocker, right? Not really. I’m as suave as it gets…and handsome…and smart. So, it was no shock to hear someone verbally confirm it. Conversely, the next thing that person told me was that I’m horrible one-on-one with girls. Shocker, right? Hell yeah! I’m giving ladies “Jane Austen” moments on the regular and making them deeply reconsider their romantic commitments. I can’t help it. It gives me pleasure knowing that someone is enjoying my presence. Even so, my mass amounts of suaveness and macking ability aren’t currently translating into a +1 romantic status. At present, the lack of female companionship has me depressed.
Depressed? Maybe. The good news is that I have a new job. It rules. I’m feeling okay today. I won’t say what the job is, exactly, but it has to do with the Internet and the topic of my last blog post. At this new job, I’m learning stuff that is super valuable and should be helpful to my friends. However, no amount of real life suaveness or “Jane Austen” moment giving ability will make the Internet reconsider its commitments to my competitors. Therefore, I’ll need to develop a new Internet macking ability to compliment my charisma.
Internet macking? Yeah. I’m going to start talking to the Internet in a way that will force it to enjoy my presence and the presence of my friends. How? Well, for the billions of people out there not reading my blog, you may have noticed that I’ve optimized my “title tag” and “page description” to reflect the first actual direction, brand management and artist relations, this blog will take, i.e., I’m saying “hello” with a way better smile and memorable face than I was with “Breaking News and Journalism.” Given the new title tag, you may ask, “why the focus on ‘brand management?’” Well, it’s a nice keyword and because brands are just words tied to ideas. Since this is the internet, words really matter and I want to make a few of my friend’s words really matter. As for “artist relations,” many of my friends are artists, musicians, or designers that have ideas that are attached to their brand. If I can start talking about their brands while using the right words, I’m hoping to make the Internet swoon a bit harder and hopefully break up with a few of its boyfriends/top rankings.